Pick Me Up · Pick Up Lines, Profiles, and Other Reasons We Are Still Single

The horror, the humor, the shock, and the truth. This is dating in the 21st century.

Are you, or someone you know, single? Have you ever been on a dating site? If you answered yes to either of these, then you should read this.

Now why would you want to read this? Because I have taken it upon myself to be a sacrificial lamb. To endure and record the deconstruction of respectable human interaction that seems to be the new norm of today’s society.

So take a peek into the new millennium of dating and witness the endless cringe-worthy examples of why some of us respond, “hell no!” when asked if we are seeing someone.