[Selling It 07] • Selling It to the Creepy Guy Next Door

My plans for big bank at the park have run afoul of Miss Delilah! But maybe I can convince her I'm not the competition!

Just when I thought I had everything figured out, Peach Valley's number one madam had to go and cause me trouble! I need a ton of money to pay for daddy's Corvette and my college, but mean madam Miss Delilah isn't going to make that easy. I turn to Burt for comfort and Bonnie for help. Am I going to be able to work things out with Miss Delilah? What about my cheating mother?

Oh, yeah, and there's he creepy guy next door. He's kind of cute, but also an old creep, and he has been watching me sunbathing for months. Maybe he has a little cash to spare for a big sexy butt like mine.

If you want to find out what happens (you totally do) then read my book! It's so dirty I can't even talk about most of the stuff that happens here! And every word of it is true!