Epic Farm Boy

****What do you get when you mix a farm boy, a wise wizard, a clumsy dwarf, and a near-sighted elf?

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**The bestest, most-epic fantasy adventure EVER!**

**** **Simplin the Wise** is tired of being kicked to the curb by an author who doesn't appreciate him as a full-fledged character. It's time for the wizard to star in the grand tale he has earned through so many years of toil as Jack's inspiration.

He deserves to be a great mentor and a leader. It's his destiny to guide a simple farm boy to adventure and glory. But he won't work with just any farm boy.

**He needs an EPIC farm boy **as he sets out on the grandest of irreverent adventures to *wipe* **Skidmark the Brown** off the face of the world!

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