Plenary

Plenary

In which Harry and several other people have a damned good time, all things considered, over the course of a couple of days in and around Grimmauld Place. Everybody also learns important lessons about themselves, their histories, and the world around them, and you know what? They all talk to each other, too. Hey, it had to happen eventually.

Alternately: "In all honesty, my calculations suggested that one or both of you would need to be terribly injured, poisoned, or, at the very least, hexed with an aphrodisiac charm before you moved beyond your apparently entirely deniable masturbatory activities."

11/29/2014: Fixed formatting fuckery in chapter 6 that was borking things for some e-readers. ... I hope.