To My Immature Ex Boyfriend

To My Immature Ex Boyfriend
Authors
J. S. Cooper
Publisher
J. S. Cooper
Size
0.37 MB
Lang
en
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To My Immature Ex Boyfriend,

There are so many things that I want to say to you, but because I'm a lady, I will keep my "big mouth" closed. I received your email the other day and you've got to be joking if you think I have any interest in meeting up with you during your visit to San Francisco. I would rather take a long walk off a short cliff into an ocean of sharks. And the fact that you wouldn't mind seeing my bedroom for "old times sake" makes me laugh. I don't want to be rude, but those memories aren't ones I wish to repeat. I have better uses for five minutes of my time. You can keep the poems I wrote you, my cheerleaders outfit, and the promise ring that you gave me. The only promise I want from you is the one that says I will never hear from your obnoxious, arrogant, weirdly shaped head again.

Sincerely,

Birdie

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