America's Dumbest Criminals · Wild and Weird Stories of Fumbling Felons, Clumsy Crooks, and Ridiculous Robbers
- Authors
- Butler, Daniel
- Publisher
- Thomas Nelson
- Tags
- ebook , science , general , humour , book , humor
- ISBN
- 9781558533721
- Date
- 1995-09-29T00:00:00+00:00
- Size
- 0.92 MB
- Lang
- en
100 crazy stories of America's dumbest criminals.
WARNING: The crimes you are about to read are true. The names have been changed . . . to protect the ignorant.
Here is the ultimate collection of the most incredibly stupid and painfully dumb attempts at crime ever brought together.
The woman who invalidated her winning $5,000 lottery ticket by altering it to match the $20 prize number
The accused vending-machine thief who paid his $400 bail entirely in quarters
The streaking robber who thought clothes would make him more identifiable
The convenience store thief who got away with just a hotdog, only to end up in the parking lot choking on the wiener