Little People (1987)

I was eight years old when I saw my first elf'

... And for unlikely hero Michael it wasn't his last. Michael's unfortunately (but accurately) named girlfriend Cruella, doesn't approve of his obsession with the little people, but the problem is that they won't leave him alone. And who can blame them when it is his own stepfather who is responsible for causing them so much misery? Oh yes. Daddy George knows that elves can do so much more than the gardening.

LITTLE PEOPLE is the hilarious new comic novel from Tom Holt.