Single White Psycopath Seeks Same

"Sometimes you wake up in the morning and you just know it's going to be the kind of day where you end up tied to a chair in a filthy garage while a pair of tooth-deprived lunatics torment you with a chainsaw. So as I struggled against the ropes, I can't say I was all that surprised."
Yes, Andrew Mayhem, hero of the bestselling comedy/thriller Graverobbers Wanted (No Experience Necessary) is back. Still heroically brave. Still ridiculously irresponsible. And this time, becoming chainsaw fodder is one of his lesser worries.
He's learned his lesson about graverobbing, and when he agrees to accompany an elderly widow to a dinner party, he thinks he's simply acting as a bodyguard. The fact that the other guests believe he's a gigolo causes some concern, though not nearly as much concern as what happens next...
Another outrageous blend of the hilarious and the horrifying, SINGLE WHITE PSYCHOPATH SEEKS SAME is even more twisted than its predecessor, GRAVEROBBERS WANTED (NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY). Guaranteed to keep readers laughing, gasping, and guessing from beginning to end.