Catholic Guilt and the Joy of Hating Men

**Nine Women. Nine Stories. And nothing ordinary about them.**

From the slightly askew mind of Regan Wolfrom comes this collection of hilariously dark tales of love, death, and *horrible* timing.

**Heather Smythe**

Pretty. Shy. About as lapsed as a Catholic can get.

Heather's trapped in the a cult of killer succubi with a taste for East Hollywood douches.

**Amanda Hackensack**

Somewhat tall. Can't dunk. Never knew her father.

Amanda wakes up in a world of voodoo and zombies that she knows shouldn't exist.

**Marguerite Frunkel**

Lonely. Awkward. Painfully ginger.

Marguerite finds two strange little gnomes who show her just what she's been missing.

**Laura Daniels**

Political outsider. Maverick. Avowed crazy cat lady.

Laura learns the sinister truth behind her unexpected electoral success.

**Stephanie Munro**

Hard working. Hard drinking. Hard to please.

Stephanie comes to regret taking a trip on the edge of the world with people she knows she shouldn't trust.

**Marie-Claire Grimson**

Pink hair. Pretty smile. Like to eat people.

Marie-Claire may soon discover that meat is murder no matter how you slice it.

**Maddy McKay**

A little lonely. A little self-conscious. Starving to death.

Maddy's trying to slim down to starving model size, but her little housemates don't seem all that supportive.

**Vanessa Dervoe**

Softball legend. Proud Yooper. Breathes underwater.

Vanessa's strange gift has gotten her nowhere in life, stuck in a sad amusement park and surrounded by death.

**Kara Hermin**

Mysterious. Troubled. Fun at parties.

Kara has lived a long and dangerous life, and may be forced to live it all over again.