[UFO 01] • Unidentified Funny Objects

Unidentified Funny Objects is a collection of humorous science fiction and fantasy. Packed with laughs, it has 29 stories ranging from lighthearted whimsy to the wild and zany.

Inside you will find a zombear, tweeting aliens, down-on-their-luck vampires, time twisting belly dancers, moon Nazis, stoned computers, omnivorous sex-maniac pandas, and a spell-casting Albert Einstein.

WARNING: Some stories contain R-rated content and are inappropriate for minors, nuns, and anyone who lacks a sense of humor.

Includes the following stories:

“Timber!” by Scott Almes

“The Alien Invasion As Seen In The Twitter Stream of @dweebless” by Jake Kerr

“Dreaming Harry” by Stephanie Burgis

“Fight Finale from the Near Future” by James Beamon

“Temporal Shimmies” by Jennifer Pelland

“The Day They Repossessed my Zombies” by K.G. Jewell

“Moon Landing” by Lavie Tidhar

“The Last Dragon Slayer” by Chuck Rothman

“Love Thy Neighbors” by Ken Liu

“The Venus of Willendorf” by Deborah Walker

“The Alchemist’s Children” by Nathaniel Lee

“The Fifty-One Suitors of Princess Jamatpie” by Leah Cypess

“If You Act Now” by Sergey Lukyanenko

“No Silver Lining” by Zach Shephard

“Go Karts of the Gods” by Michael Kurland

“My Kingdom for a Horse” by Stephen D. Rogers

“Cake from Mars” by Marko Kloos

“An Unchanted Sword” by Jeff Stehman

“The Real Thing” by Don Sakers

“2001 Revisited via 1969″ by Bruce Golden

“First Date” by Jamie Lackey

“One-Hand Tantra” by Ferrett Steinmetz

“Of Mat and Math” by Anatoly Belilovsky

“All I Want for Christmas” by Siobhan Gallagher

“The Velveteen Golem” by David Sklar

“The Working Stiff” by Matt Mikalatos

“The Worm’s Eye View” by Jody Lynn Nye

“The Secret Life of Sleeping Beauty” by Charity Tahmaseb

“El and Al vs. Himmler’s Horrendous Horde from Hell” by Mike Resnick