Worst Date Ever

"Go on a date," she said. "You'll love it," she said. She was wrong!

It had been one year, two months and seventeen days since my last date. So my best friend Abby decided to sign me up for a dating app. She guaranteed that she could get me the best date of my life within one week. I didn't really want to do it, but I figured what did I have to lose?

Turns out that I had:

1. $500

2. My dignity

3. My patience and

4. My innocence to lose

OK, so I didn't really have my innocence to lose, but believe you me, Jack Morrison was my worst date ever. And I've been on a lot of bad dates. Trust me when I say that that was the longest ten hours and 33 minutes of my life. I never wanted to see or speak to him again.

But it turns out you don't always get what you want in life, because Jack showed up the very next day at a family gathering I was attending as a fake plus one. As you can...