Elliot and the Goblin War
- Authors
- Nielsen, Jennifer A.
- Publisher
- Sourcebooks Jabberwocky
- Tags
- fantasy , juvenile fiction , humorous stories , action & adventure , childrens , general , adventure , fantasy & magic
- ISBN
- 9781402258893
- Date
- 2010-10-01T00:00:00+00:00
- Size
- 3.78 MB
- Lang
- en
**WARNING!** As of today, there are only **7 CHILDREN** who have ever read this book and lived to tell about it. **95 CHILDREN** successfully read the first chapter, but upon beginning chapter 2, they started **BLABBERING** in some language known only as "flibberish." **38 CHILDREN** made it halfway through this wretched book before they began **SUCKING THEIR THUMBS THROUGH THEIR NOSES**.
If you're **VERY BRAVE**, perhaps you are willing to **TAKE YOUR CHANCES**. Be sure that you have told your family who gets your favorite toys if you **DO NOT SURVIVE** this book. Read it now, **IF YOU DARE**. But don't say you haven't been warned, for this is the story that unfolds the **MYSTERIES OF THE UNDERWORLD**.