Tide's Ebb

Tide's Ebb is a satire of sex, snobbery, and the legal profession.

Manhattan lawyer Marianna Holt loves walks on the beach and hates flying in coach with people who smell funny and wear denim shirts. She's got the ideal fiancé, but a shocking bedroom revelation involving Tijuana donkey porn shatters her perfect world. When her law firm sends her out of New York for the first time, Marianna feels lost at sea.

Life-long Rhode Islander Captain Larry doesn't need high-maintenance city women... or a last name. When the gruff sea captain saves Marianna from drowning, he's not sure whether to throw her back in.

Can these two irredeemable characters find love with someone equally obnoxious?