Never After

When I walked down the aisle all those years ago, I thought I was about to begin a fairytale romance... **

I rode off into the sunset and fell off the end of the world.

Now my, should’ve been, Prince Charming is doing a stint behind bars, and my two kids and I have been dropped on our butts at the one place I never wanted to see again - the home of my witchy, poisoned-apple-giving Wicked Stepmother.

I've got to get my kids and I out of there, before she goes back to her old tricks. But it’ll take a whole lot more than my meager wages from cleaning for the seven messiest men in history.

Elsabeth Delle bursts into my life like a winter storm - with an idea that might get both of us damsels out of our distress.

A little skin, a little heat, a little pleasure; all under the guise of the Princess of Innocence.

What could go wrong?

As it turns out, it's not a what. It's a who.

Royal Princeps *- all radiant green eyes, perfect scruff and a body made for sin. Even better, it doesn't take a magic mirror to tell me he thinks I'm the Fairest of Them All.

On the surface he seems to be my knight in shining armor, but his secrets have me huffing and puffing.

Never After is a Snow White-inspired novella stand-alone romantic slap stick, curse-word infused comedic bedtime story for adults only - exploring what happens when your fairytale "happy ending" backfires. *