1: In Which There May, or May Not, Be Sparkles
2: Wedded Bliss & Other Complications
3: In Which There Are Pointy Bits
5: In Which Sir Crispin Critiques Tennyson
8: The Vampires Are Convinced to Throw a Party, Despite Themselves
9: On the Transcendent Nature of Interpretive Dance
Excerpt from How to Marry a Werewolf