Old Mick had been drinking at his local pub for as long as anyone could remember and this day a young bloke came in and noticed that every time old Mick went to the toilet he would leave his false teeth in his beer.
Curiosity got the better of the young bloke so over he went and asked why.
Old Mick replied, ‘I went to the toilet once and when I came back half me beer was missing, so in go the teeth and for some reason it doesn’t happen any more.’