COVER
TITLE PAGE
EPIGRAPH
CONTRIBUTORS
YARNS
A LONG WAY TO TIPPERARY
A NEW EXPERIENCE
A THIEF’S HOBBY
AUNT BERTHA’S CURE
BALLARAT BERTIE
BANK INSPECTOR
BANNED FROM THE WOODYARD
BEER AND MARRIAGE
BEER AND SKITTLES
BEER DRENCH
BLACK DAYS
BOGANS AND BEER
BORN IN A PUB
CAR WENT THE OLD WAY HOME
COUNTING SHEEP
CROCKET
CURLY
DRINK RIDER
ERNIE
FALSE TEETH
FLY IN BEER
HEAD BANGER
HORSE-PITELL-ITY
HOW’S ABOUT A KISS?
HUMPTY DUMMIES
I SAW THE LIGHT
IT AIN’T HEAVY …
MEDICINAL PURPOSES
MY UNCLE
OUCH
PRAISE GOD AND PASS THE VB
SCHOONER GRIP
SINKING A BEER
THAT COCKY’S DEAD
THE LOST BEERS
THERE IS A GOD
THIS ONE LOOKS ARMLESS
WATER CLOSET
WATER POLICE, WARM FEET AND A BEER SHOWER
WATERING DOWN THE BEER
WATERING THE GARDEN
WRONG NUMBER
FROTHY FACTS
A SAD END
BARMAID BANS AND THE BEER UPRISING
BOB HAWKE’S RECORD
BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS
CRICKETERS
DEAD DRUNK
FISHY STORY
MEATY DROP
PUB WITH NO BEER
RUSSIA AILED BY BEER
WAR STORIES
A BELLYFUL
A CASE OF VD
A FOSTERS OR AN ABBOTTS
BEER PYRAMID
KOREAN HOPSICLES
UNOPENED BEER AND DUNNY DOORS
HOME-BREWERS
A BEERY CONFESSION
BAD OLD DAYS
CAT-A-TONIC
EXPLODING BEER BOTTLES
HARD TO SWALLOW
HOMIES
LOLLYWATER
MOTHBALLS
NIGHTCAP
OH DEAR, NO BEER
THE POSTIE
AUSSIES ABROAD
A BLESSED LIFE
BLIND DRUNK
COLLECTING GLASSES
COLOUR BLIND
FOR GOD’S SAKE
GUINNESS FOR MOTHERS
ON PARADE
RASKOLS
RUSSIAN LIGHTS
THE TASTE TEST
JOKES
EPIGRAPHS
ABOUT PETER LALOR
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