Table of Contents

Cover

Also by John Lawton

Title Page

Copyright

Dedication

Epigraph

I: Peanut Butter

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

Chapter Four

Chapter Five

Chapter Six

Chapter Seven

Chapter Eight

Vienna

II: Tea and Stollen

Chapter Nine

Chapter Ten

III: Omelettes

Chapter Eleven

Chapter Twelve

Chapter Thirteen

Chapter Fourteen

Chapter Fifteen

Chapter Sixteen

Chapter Seventeen

Chapter Eighteen

Chapter Nineteen

IV: Fig Biscuits

Chapter Twenty

Chapter Twenty-One

Chapter Twenty-Two

Chapter Twenty-Three

Chapter Twenty-Four

Chapter Twenty-Five

Chapter Twenty-Six

Chapter Twenty-Seven

Chapter Twenty-Eight

Chapter Twenty-Nine

Chapter Thirty

Chapter Thirty-One

Chapter Thirty-Two

Chapter Thirty-Three

Chapter Thirty-Four

Chapter Thirty-Five

Chapter Thirty-Six

Chapter Thirty-Seven

V: Vodka

Chapter Thirty-Eight

Chapter Thirty-Nine

Chapter Forty

Chapter Forty-One

Chapter Forty-Two

Chapter Forty-Three

Chapter Forty-Four

Chapter Forty-Five

Chapter Forty-Six

Chapter Forty-Seven

Chapter Forty-Eight

Chapter Forty-Nine

Chapter Fifty

Chapter Fifty-One

Chapter Fifty-Two

Chapter Fifty-Three

Chapter Fifty-Four

Chapter Fifty-Five

Chapter Fifty-Six

Chapter Fifty-Seven

Chapter Fifty-Eight

Chapter Fifty-Nine

Chapter Sixty

Chapter Sixty-One

Chapter Sixty-Two

Chapter Sixty-Three

Chapter Sixty-Four

Chapter Sixty-Five

Chapter Sixty-Six

Chapter Sixty-Seven

Chapter Sixty-Eight

Chapter Sixty-Nine

Chapter Seventy

Chapter Seventy-One

Chapter Seventy-Two

Chapter Seventy-Three

Chapter Seventy-Four

Chapter Seventy-Five

Chapter Seventy-Six

Chapter Seventy-Seven

Chapter Seventy-Eight

Chapter Seventy-Nine

Chapter Eighty

Chapter Eighty-One

Chapter Eighty-Two

Chapter Eighty-Three

Chapter Eighty-Four

Chapter Eighty-Five

Vienna

VI: Armagnac and Easter Eggs

Chapter Eighty-Six

Chapter Eighty-Seven

Chapter Eighty-Eight

Chapter Eighty-Nine

Chapter Ninety

Chapter Ninety-One

Chapter Ninety-Two

Chapter Ninety-Three

Chapter Ninety-Four

Chapter Ninety-Five

Chapter Ninety-Six

Chapter Ninety-Seven

Chapter Ninety-Eight

Chapter Ninety-Nine

Chapter Hundred

Chapter One Hundred One

Chapter One Hundred Two

Chapter One Hundred Three

Chapter One Hundred Four

Chapter One Hundred Five

Chapter One Hundred Six

Chapter One Hundred Seven

Chapter One Hundred Eight

Chapter One Hundred Nine

Vienna

VII: Beer and Sausages

Chapter One Hundred Ten

Chapter One Hundred Eleven

Chapter One Hundred Twelve

Chapter One Hundred Thirteen

Chapter One Hundred Fourteen

Chapter One Hundred Fifteen

Chapter One Hundred Sixteen

Chapter One Hundred Seventeen

Chapter One Hundred Eighteen

Chapter One Hundred Nineteen

Chapter One Hundred Twenty

Chapter One Hundred Twenty-One

Chapter One Hundred Twenty-Two

Chapter One Hundred Twenty-Three

Chapter One Hundred Twenty-Four

Chapter One Hundred Twenty-Five

Chapter One Hundred Twenty-Six

Chapter One Hundred Twenty-Seven

Chapter One Hundred Twenty-Eight

Chapter One Hundred Twenty-Nine

Chapter One Hundred Thirty

Chapter One Hundred Thirty-One

Chapter One Hundred Thirty-Two

Chapter One Hundred Thirty-Three

Chapter One Hundred Thirty-Four

Chapter One Hundred Thirty-Five

Chapter One Hundred Thirty-Six

Chapter One Hundred Thirty-Seven

Chapter One Hundred Thirty-Eight

Chapter One Hundred Thirty-Nine

Chapter One Hundred Forty

Chapter One Hundred Forty-One

Chapter One Hundred Forty-Two

Chapter One Hundred Forty-Three

Chapter One Hundred Forty-Four

Chapter One Hundred Forty-Five

Chapter One Hundred Forty-Six

Chapter One Hundred Forty-Seven

VIII: Jam Roly-Poly

Chapter One Hundred Forty-Eight

Chapter One Hundred Forty-Nine

Chapter One Hundred Fifty

Chapter One Hundred Fifty-One

Chapter One Hundred Fifty-Two

Chapter One Hundred Fifty-Three

Chapter One Hundred Fifty-Four

Chapter One Hundred Fifty-Five

Chapter One Hundred Fifty-Six

Chapter One Hundred Fifty-Seven

Chapter One Hundred Fifty-Eight

Chapter One Hundred Fifty-Nine

Chapter One Hundred Sixty

Chapter One Hundred Sixty-One

Chapter One Hundred Sixty-Two

Chapter One Hundred Sixty-Three

Chapter One Hundred Sixty-Four

Chapter One Hundred Sixty-Five

Chapter One Hundred Sixty-Six

Chapter One Hundred Sixty-Seven

Chapter One Hundred Sixty-Eight

Chapter One Hundred Sixty-Nine

Chapter One Hundred Seventy

Chapter One Hundred Seventy-One

Chapter One Hundred Seventy-Two

Chapter One Hundred Seventy-Three

Chapter One Hundred Seventy-Four

Chapter One Hundred Seventy-Five

Chapter One Hundred Seventy-Six

Chapter One Hundred Seventy-Seven

Chapter One Hundred Seventy-Eight

Chapter One Hundred Seventy-Nine

Chapter One Hundred Eighty

Chapter One Hundred Eighty-One

Chapter One Hundred Eighty-Two

Chapter One Hundred Eighty-Three

Chapter One Hundred Eighty-Four

Chapter One Hundred Eighty-Five

Chapter One Hundred Eighty-Six

Chapter One Hundred Eighty-Seven

Chapter One Hundred Eighty-Eight

Chapter One Hundred Eighty-Nine

Chapter One Hundred Ninety

Chapter One Hundred Ninety-One

Chapter One Hundred Ninety-Two

Chapter One Hundred Ninety-Three

Chapter One Hundred Ninety-Four

Chapter One Hundred Ninety-Five

Vienna

IX: Black Coffee

Chapter One Hundred Ninety-Six

Chapter One Hundred Ninety-Seven

Chapter One Hundred Ninety-Eight

Chapter One Hundred Ninety-Nine

Chapter Two Hundred

Chapter Two Hundred One

Chapter Two Hundred Two

Chapter Two Hundred Three

Chapter Two Hundred Four

Chapter Two Hundred Five

Chapter Two Hundred Six

Chapter Two Hundred Seven

Chapter Two Hundred Eight

Chapter Two Hundred Nine

Chapter Two Hundred Ten

Chapter Two Hundred Eleven

Chapter Two Hundred Twelve

Chapter Two Hundred Thirteen

Chapter Two Hundred Fourteen

Chapter Two Hundred Fifteen

Stuff

Acknowledgments

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