Prologue

Devon University

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Devon University is an American private research university located in the New England town of Havenport. With an admissions rate of 83 percent, it is considered one of the most elite universities in America.

Motto

Una Crescimus (Latin, “Together We Grow”)

Established

Sometime between Facebook and Snapchat

Undergraduates

5,127

Graduates

4,012

President

Milton Strauss

Endowment

$47.12

Colors

Red and black

Nickname

Ass Monkeys

“D’Arcy!” Milton cried from his office. “They’ve been messing with our Wikipedia page again!”

D’Arcy appeared at his door almost before the words came out. “On it.” It was a constant struggle to stay ahead of the pranksters. She logged on to Wikipedia and made the necessary corrections, starting with the admissions rate. She typed in 5.2 percent, only slightly higher than Harvard’s. Then she fixed the rest.… Established: 1704. Endowment: $28 billion. Nickname: The Devils.

Ass Monkeys. D’Arcy chuckled at that one. Last time it was the Butt Munchers.