What You’re About to Read
1. Valborg
2. Hungover
3. Barbecue Culture
4. The Bird
5. Firefighting
6. Cruikshank Wank
7. The Council
8. Sharkasm
9. Hearts (and other Giblets)
10. The Interrogation
11. x12 Beer
12. Water
13. Booty Call Ultimatum
14. Callings
15. Convection
16. The Page
17. PG-13
18. The Crack Monkey
19. Hungover (again)
20. Genius Tonic
21. ‘Toothy’
22. The Commute
23. The Split
24. Feasible Explanation
25. Vanilla and Shit
26. Debriefing
27. Can I see you This Friday?
28. Missing Persons Case
29. Contingency Plans
30. Smooth Criminal
31. The Stakeout
32. Valborg II
33. Epilogue
A Note from the Author
Acknowledgments
About the Author
Notes