Over the course of my computer-literate life, I’ve downloaded countless hours of free Internet pornography. On those very rare occasions when I find a clip that is worth repeated viewing, I put it in a folder on my desktop called “Diamonds in the Rough.”
As I’m jerking off and downloading movie clips, I find one such clip called cumsisteranna.wmv, in which one girl rides a guy’s cock while another licks at his balls, stopping every now and then to take the guy’s cock out of the first girl’s cunt and suck it before putting it back in and stroking the guy’s balls while the first girl keeps fucking him.
I’ve seen clips like this before and none have seemed as remarkable. I can’t quite tell what makes cumsisteranna.wmv stand out. I decide it must have something to do with a subconscious reaction to camera placement or lighting that my untrained eye can’t decipher.
I stop jerking off, and as I drag the file into the Diamonds in the Rough folder, I notice that the folder has reached 698MB. The frequency with which I find a clip worthy of being added to the folder is so minuscule that I never would have imagined having enough material to burn an entire disc of porn. I’m almost amazed as I clear my Windows Media Player library and drag all of the files from Diamonds in the Rough into the new library for review.
The first clip that plays is called xxx040.mpg. It features two slightly skinny girls using a double-headed dildo to fuck each other doggie style. The clips that follow are of varied style and subject matter, but for the next forty-five minutes. I watch the porn without jerking off. Instead of the urge to blow a load, the clips strangely conjure nostalgic memories of the girls I was dating when I downloaded them and the computers I downloaded them on.
One specific clip, cumslutsav2.mpg, a fourteen-second clip in which a girl gives a slow, lubricated hand job to a guy whose face you never see, I remember setting to download before I went to fuck my high school girlfriend Katy at one A.M. and coming back two hours later to find it only 76 percent complete on the first Internet-ready computer I ever had.
Another clip, t246.avi, in which a girl deep-throats a dick for thirty seconds without coming up for air, takes me back to Jenna and the time I fucked her in her parents’ laundry room while they were in the next room watching The Omega Code on the Trinity Broadcasting Network, which in turn reminds me that she is now married to a guy with fucked-up teeth and probably has a kid.
There’s a clip of a girl fucking a mechanical dildo doggie style called sybian43.mpg that I jerked off to once while Casey was taking a shower. I blew a load all over myself and had to go into the bathroom she was showering in and pretend to be pissing so I could clean myself off.
I realize the last clip, cumsisteranna.wmv, which I just put in the folder, is the first Diamond in the Rough I’ve come across since dating Alyna.
As I drag the contents of the entire folder into my Roxio CD burner window and hit the burn button, I wonder how many more Diamonds in the Rough I’ll find over the course of our relationship.
As the disk burns I jerk off to an elaborate fantasy involving all the girlfriends I’ve ever had fucking each other in Jenna’s parents’ bedroom.