MAD MEN

* Gran likes to call it the ‘lounge’ and I suspect she thinks that makes it sound classier than it actually is – it’s just where we watch the telly.

Delighted as I am to be able to use this word, I am dreading what it means in real life, as in, WHAT HAVE I DONE?

V v ultra-mega-uber-ginormously pants of an idea. And the conclusion I came to was that my singing talents are not meant for the stage. And I am MUCH happier that way!

б I do and it means favourable or (kind of) a good omen.