Contents
Foreword by Samuel L. Jackson
Introduction
About the Recipes
1
Accessory to Ramen
Nuts to Butts
Butt-Naked Ramen Soup
Dear John
Hot Chili Corn Chip Pie
Wet Behind the Ears
PB&J Ramen
State Issue
State Issue Soup
Close Call
Ramen Tamale
System of Identification
Ramen Burger
Instant Karma
Ramen Instant Karma
The Killer Green Thumb
Sweet Crunchy Salad
Breaking Bread
Trejo’s Machete Ramen
Send Me a Mail-Out!
Orange Porkies
Lock It Up
Onion Tortilla Ramen Soup
Regulated Duel
Spam’en Soup
Hard Rock, Hard Time
Slash’s Jaywalking Ramen
Killing Food
Avary’s Jailhouse Hole Burrito
Don’t Forget the Birdbath
Keep It Fresh Ramen
Supercop
Sloppy Ramen Joe
Blanket Call
Ramen is the new Ramen
Prison Stethoscope
Frankie’s Soup in the Hole
Error Breeds Sense
Egg Ramen Salad Sandwich
The Beat of My Own Drum
Fibrillation Salad
2
Solitary Dining
Everyday Hustle
Ramen Beef & Broccoli
Along for the Ride
Long Sentence Soup
Prison Ink
Chicken Honey Ramen
Final Timeout
Ramen Chowder
Pimp to Wimp
Ramen, Red Potato & Tuna Toss
Saltpeter
Soldier’s Salute Ramen
No Stars Behind Bars
Wet Ramen Burrito
The Art of Carrying a Weapon
Ramen Spaghetti
Escaping, Forever
Caldo de Pollo (Chicken Soup)
The Apprentice
Ramen for a Newcomer
Brother Against Brother
Ramen Beef Bowl
Pranking to Pass the Time
Baked Chicken Ramen
Prison Boots
Dirty Ramen
No Warning Shots
Ramen Torta
Black and Brown Get Down!
Spicy Ramen Rice Casserole
Eyewitness to Mayhem
Ramen Goulash
Romeo {from All Saints Day} Addresses the Court
Romeo’s “Ramen con Pescado”
No Hershey Squirts Here
Ramen Pot Roast
Preparing for Battle at the Conjugal Visit
Ramen-Agra
An Eye for an Onion
Ramen Chinga Soup
Rotten Pig
3
Gen Pop
The Wheels on the Bus
Cheesy Meat Tacos
Looks Can Be Deceiving
Hit Man Burritos
Charlie
Ramen Bean Dip
Uncontrollable Temper
Spicy Shrimp Spread
Maybe Tomorrow, Maybe Not
Chicken Ramen Tostadas
Movie Night
Jailhouse Popcorn
The Cellmate Challenge
Rascal’s Ramen Pastrami
Express Mail
Ramen Trail Mix
Road Dog
Ramen Chips
Lifelines
Shawshank Spread
20/20 Hindsight
Carne Asada Nachos
Lifesaving Coffee
The Belushi
Prison Cold
The Tea Setup
A Bond Between “Enemies”
Big Kev’s Tuna Spread
Only the Strong Survive
Oatmeal Shakedown
The Great Spread Controversy
Koinonia Ramen
Run of Fives
Trejo’s Ramen Quesadilla
Cell Locker Cooker
Chocolate Chip Pancakes
All Blood Runs Red
Ramen & Bean Jambalaya
In the Circle
Cadillac Coffee
Repeating the Lesson
P B & Plátano Sandwich Spread
Not-So-Happy Holidays
Peanut Brittle
Get Faded
Killer Pruno
Hangover Cure
Plato de Pescado
Fire and Spirit
Pastor Phil’s Sweet Burritos
Wasted Days, Wasted Nights
Ding Dong Cake
Sweetening the Hard Times
Hard-Time Candy
Pardon by the Governor
Parole Day Cheesecake
Author Bios