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Introduction – When you dead, you dead
1. I wasn’t whoopin’ or hollerin’, but I was chuffed
3. Only boys in the sheep game know that
4. 65 storeys up, looking the shitehawks in the eye
6. No one cares who I am. I loved that
8. My farts could be one of your five a day
9. I had the confidence that my brain was cleverer than I was
10. I don’t want any regrets when I finally do stop racing
11. Steam-cleaning muck from under trucks
12. When Francis smacked the dog
13. Waiting for a dickhead like me
14. The Maws are my default setting
15. It’ll only get messy if it barrel rolls
16. Racing in my anorak. Not very corporate
17. Fair play to him, he gave me a cup of cold coffee with ice cubes in it
18. Bored to back teeth of riding through bloody chicanes
19. Blacking out is going to be the only problem
20. Turning down the biggest job in TV
21. If he says pork scratchings are the fuel of champions, I’m listening
22. I don’t want another podium
23. I don’t have time to be having a week off work with a broken back