CONTENTS

  1. COVER
  2. TITLE PAGE
  3. COPYRIGHT
  4. DEDICATION
  5. EPIGRAPH
  6. PROLOGUE: WHAT AN INTERVIEW WITH BARBARA WALTERS MIGHT LOOK LIKE
  7. PART THE FIRST: FOUR VETTINGS AND A FUNERAL
    1. PROLOGUE TWO: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO: CLEANUP IN AISLE NINE
    2. 1 NO STALKING IN THE LIBRARY
    3. 2 YOU’D BETTER SMILE WHEN YOU DON’T HAVE A FACE
    4. 3 HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE KASIA?
    5. 4 HONK IF YOU’RE HORNY
    6. 5 A FEW MOMENTS OF QUIET DEFLECTION
    7. 6 ASSUME THE EXPOSITION
    8. 7 SNAKES ON A PLAYGROUND
    9. 8 DOWN THE RABID HOLE
  8. PART THE SECOND: MISSION IMPLAUSIBLE
    1. 9 MYTHING THE POINT
    2. 10 SIMON SAYS
    3. 11 DIGRESSION IS THE BETTER PART OF VALOR
    4. 12 ARE YOU INN OR OUT?
    5. 13 A STATUE OF LIMITATIONS
    6. 14 THIS IS HOW THE WORLD BENDS
    7. 15 EAST SIDE STORY
    8. 16 SLIME AND PUNISHMENT
    9. 17 X MARKS THE PLOT
    10. 18 NEVERMORE THIS, BITCH
    11. 19 KEEPING IT UNREAL
    12. 20 PICTURE THIS
    13. 21 YOU SPIN MY HEAD RIGHT ROUND, RIGHT ROUND
  9. PART THE THIRD: A FAUST LEARNER
    1. 22 YOU’VE GOT MALE
    2. 23 NURSE!
    3. 24 GEAS, GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK, WHY DON’T YOU?
    4. 25 I WASN’T EXPECTING THE SPANISH INQUISITION
    5. 26 LOOKING FOR GUIDANCE
    6. 27 NO, YOU DO THE CAVITY SEARCH
    7. 28 TROUBLE AND DIM SUM
    8. 29 PETER PANIC
    9. 30 AND FOR MY NEXT TRICK, I WILL PULL ANOTHER PLAN OUT OF MY ASS
    10. 31 STUCK IN PARK
    11. 32 RAGNARUCKUS
    12. 33 DREAM ME UP, SCOTTY
    13. 34 NOW LET’S SEE, WHERE DID THAT SOAP LAND …
    14. 35 CRACKPOT! I MEAN, JACKPOT!
  10. PART THE FOURTH: THE WRITE STUFF
    1. 36 A PLANE-DEALING VILLAIN
    2. 37 ABRIDGED TOO FAR
    3. 38 DYSFUNCTION, FUNCTION, WHAT’S THAT JUNCTION?
    4. 39 RALEIGH AROUND THE FLAG
    5. 40 TOWER OUTAGE
    6. 41 SHOOTING HIMSELF IN THE FOOTNOTE
    7. 42 RAT RACE
    8. 43 KUMBAYAHHHHHH!
    9. 44 THOSE MOUNTAINS DON’T LOOK LIKE BIG ROCK CANDY
    10. 45 BEST BE NIMBLE, BEST BE QUICK, IF YOU GO BENEATH THE LIMBO STICK
    11. 46 HIGH GROUND: IT’S NOT JUST USEFUL MORALLY
    12. 47 SO MOLLY’S SHADOW ACTUALLY TURNED OUT TO BE PRETTY AMAZING …
    13. 48 VIVA THE RESOLUTION
    14. 49 GUESS I’LL NEED A FAMILY PLAN
    15. EPILOGUE: DAMN YOU, WINDMILL! PREPARE YOURSELF!
  11. EXTRAS
    1. MEET THE AUTHOR
    2. A PREVIEW OF STRANGE PRACTICE
  12. BY ELLIOTT JAMES
  13. PRAISE FOR THE PAX ARCANA SERIES:
  14. ORBIT NEWSLETTER

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