In recent years, it’s become popular for college-age women to wear “sexy” Halloween costumes like naughty nurses and French maids. Here are a few more costumes, proving that not everything can be sexed up (although somebody’s clearly trying).
• Sexy Freddy Krueger. What’s sexier than a child killer back from the dead who haunts your dreams? This costume consists of Freddy’s striped sweater, lengthened into a short dress, along with a glove in the shape of the character’s signature knife-fingers.
• Sexy Cab Driver. Since cab drivers don’t generally wear uniforms, this costume looks more like a “sexy cab”: a short, low-cut yellow jumpsuit with black-and-white checkered sides.
• Sexy Little Bo Beep. A short blue-and-white dress. The weird part is that it comes with a matching costume for a small dog.
• Sexy Elvira. The cable-TV and beer-commercial spokesperson (played by Cassandra Peterson) already wears a low-cut dress with a slit up the side. The “Sexy Elvira” costume has an even more plunging neckline and a higher leg slit, if that’s possible.
• Sexy Finding Nemo. How did they make a child-age, lost, mildly disabled (one bad fin) clownfish into a sexy outfit? With a short orange-and-white dress and matching stockings.
• Sexy Dora the Explorer. The cartoon character aimed at preschoolers is a preschooler herself, and she wears a purple shirt and orange shorts. This costume gives Dora a low-cut shirt and short skirt instead.
• Sexy Super Mario Bros. The Nintendo video game characters Mario and Luigi are chubby, middle-aged, mustachioed, stereotypically Italian guys who work as plumbers in Brooklyn. But they can be “sexy”…if you put short skirts on them.
• Sexy Nun. Short skirt, lots of cleavage, and a nun’s habit. How sinful.
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