CONTENTS

Because the BRI understands your reading needs, we’ve divided the contents by length as well as subject.

Short—a quick read

Medium—2 to 3 pages

Long—for those extended visits, when something a little more involved is required

* Extended—for those leg-numbing experiences

DESTINATION: WEIRD

Odd Theme Parks

*The Year of Living Festively

BAD BEHAVIOR

I May Have Overreacted

Can We Please Have Our (Blank) Back?

“That’s Awful!” Awards

News from the Thrown Room

“Hey, Y’all, Watch This!”

Newspaper Correkshuns

Distracted Drivers

Show Me the Stupid

IN SEARCH OF…

End Alien Mind Control Now!

Magical Mountain

Out-of-This-World Religions

Ghostology, Part II

The Haunting, Part I

The Haunting, Part II

TRUTHS & UNTRUTHS

Scammers & Scammees

Politics as (Un)usual

The Right to Lie

SURREAL WORLD

You’re Sick? I’m Sick!

Stairway to Weird

The One Million Guesses Quiz, Part I

What’s in Your Pants?

What Comes After Weird?

The One Million Guesses Quiz, Part II

Things You Didn’t Know

Crazy Decisions for $200, Alex

MY JOB DRIVES ME CRAZY

It’s a Gross Job…

Help Wanted: In Hell

Are You a “Dead Peasant”?

FADS & FLOPS

21st-Century Fads

Sexy Finding Nemo

Botox Your Armpits

The World’s Gone Lazy

The World’s Gone Crazy 2000

We’re Doomed!

Earth’s Gone Crazy

The Mayan Prophecy

The End Is Nigh

*The Chemtrails Conspiracy

LIFE IS STRANGE

Terror in Toilet Town

I Found a _____ in My _____

Just Plane Weird

IT’S ALL RELATIVE

Marryin’ Cousins

I Had My Baby in a…

DON’T EAT THAT!

Crazy Cookbooks

How to “Dress” a Chicken

Mmmm…Chemicals

Celebrity Diets

What a Very Strange Person

Sittin’ in a Tree, Part I

The Object of My Affection Is an Object

The Blind Painter

Abnormal Activitsts

*Sittin’ in a Tree, Part II

Mighty Unicorns vs. Konkrete Kids

(Over)Board Games

That Guy in the Upper Deck Is Gyrating

BODY OF KNOWLEDGE

Saved By Silicone

I Was Blind, but Now I See

OUR CRAZY PAST

Mountain of the Dead

Real Frankensteins

11 Great Moments in the History of Madness

*Father of the Paranormal

CRAZY ONLINE

The Skies Have Eyes

Social Nutworking

The Tourist of Death

Google Suggests…

CREATURE FEATURES

Polly Wants a Lamb Chop

The Weekly Wild News

Monkeys Invade Texas!

A Word from the Odd Animal Sex Dept.

Animals Fight Back!

Weird, with a Side of Animals

LAW & ORDER

Fine, Just Fine

Ernie Chambers Sues God

Going Through the Motions

Cops Gone Crazy

You’re Suing Me for What?

Disorder in the Court

“Alcohol Was a Factor”

Insurance: Denied!

It’s a Recession!

MUSICAL MADNESS

Sebastian Cabot Sings!

The World’s Most Dangerous Band

Weird British Hits

INTERNATIONAL AFFAIRS

British Breaches

Canadian Gangland

Japan Gone Crazy

ON THE SCREEN

Reality Blights

The da Vinci Treasure

Disturbing PSAs

The Harsh Reality of Reality Shows

The Crazy Bizarre Film Festival

Monkey See, Monkey Do

Reality Shows, Part II

LANGUAGE GONE CRAZY

Dancing Baloney

The Big Dump Continues

Eccentric Writers

Frog Suck, Wyoming

Crazy Word Origins

Looney Word Origins

Fabricated Memoirs

CRAZY SCIENCE

Plants Gone Crazy

Not-So-Good Vibrations

Let’s Do A Study

Problem Solved!

Science on the Edge

IN THE SPOTLIGHT

Celebrity Issues

Madoff with the Goods

The Mayor with Two Names

Celebrity Flip-Outs

The Curse of Cristiano

Impulse Buys for the Rich & Famous

THE MEDICINE CABINET

Demented Dentists

Exploding Head Syndrome

The Worms Crawl In

Cutting-Edge Medicine

ODDS & ENDS

A Year of Weird

Clappers, Snappers…

Happy Nothing Day!

The Shipping News

It’s Too Late

The World’s Gone…Sane?

PEOPLE ARE STRANGE

Crazy World Records

Don’t Do Drugs. Really.

Clergy Gone Wild

Lower Education

WHEN YOU GOTTA GO…

The Great Beyond

Zombies in the News

RIP: Rest in Plastic

Funeral Home Horrors