MIGHTY UNICORNS
VS. KONKRETE KIDS

Actual high-school team names.

PUNS
• Poca Dots (Poca High School, West Virginia)
• Hot Dogs (Frankfort, Indiana)

• Deaf Leopards (Arkansas School for the Deaf)

• Fightin’ Planets (Mars, Pennsylvania)

SOUNDS DIRTY, BUT ISN’T (OR IS IT?)

• Butte Pirates (Arco, Idaho)

• Cornjerkers (Hoopeston, Illinois)

• Purple Pounders (Harrison, Tennessee)

NOT THAT INTIMIDATING

• Pretzels (New Berlin, Illinois)

• Nimrods (Watersmeet, Michigan)

• Syrupmakers (Cairo, Georgia)

• Jugglers (Utica, New York)

• Bumblebees (Little River, Texas)

• Tractors (Dearborn, MI)

• Kewpies (Columbia, Missouri)

• Poets (Montgomery, Alabama)

• Mighty Unicorns (New Braunfels, Texas)

• Orphans (Centralia, Illinois)

JUST ODD

• Wooden Shoes (Teutopolis, Illinois)

• Sugar Beeters (Chinook, Montana)

• Golden Goblins (Harrison, Arkansas)

• Konkrete Kids (Northampton, Pennsylvania)

• Millionaires (Williamsport, Pennsylvania)

In 2008 South Africa passed a law making it illegal for kids under the age of 16 to kiss.