Have you ever typed something into the Internet search engine Google, only to have it complete your sentence and offer you a list of things you may—or may not—be looking for? That’s called the “Google Suggests” function, and its suggestions are based on what people search for most often. Based on these recent actual examples, people are searching for some pretty strange things.
You enter: “WHERE IS.” Google suggests…
• where is Chuck Norris
• where is Lady Gaga from
• where is the Geico Gecko from
• where is your appendix
• where is my refund
• where is Dubai
• where is my mind
You enter: “IS IT POSSIBLE.” Google suggests…
• is it possible to curve a bullet
• is it possible to get pregnant without intercourse
• is it possible to sneeze with your eyes open
• is it possible to lick your elbow
• is it possible to have purple eyes
You enter: “DO Z” Google suggests…
• do zombies exist
• do zombies poop
• do zebras make noise
• do zoo hair parlor
You enter: “UNCLE JIM” Google suggests…
• uncle jim’s worm farm
• uncle jim’s worms
• uncle jimmy’s dirty basement
• uncle jimmy’s licky things
Google’s unofficial company motto: “Don’t be evil.”
You enter: “MY PARA” Google suggests…
• my paradise lyrics
• my parakeet is scared of me
• my pyramid
• my parakeet is puffed up
• my paranoid next door neighbor
• my parasites
You enter: “POOPY” Google suggests…
• poopy time fun shapes
• poopyjoe
• poopy savanna il
• poopy’s bar and grill
• poopy diaper
• poopy face tomato nose
You enter: “IS IT TRUE THAT” Google suggests…
• is it true that Miley Cyrus is pregnant
• is it true that Lady Gaga is a man
• is it true that when you sneeze someone is talking about you
• is it true that Lil Wayne died
• is it true that everyone has a twin
You enter: “DOES YOUR TONGUE” Google suggests…
• does your tongue grow back
• does your tongue have hair
• does your tongue need healing
• does your tongue piercing hurt
• does your tongue have bones
You enter: “TOM CRUISE IS” Google suggests…
• Tom Cruise is nuts
• Tom Cruise is short
• Tom Cruise is a midget
• Tom Cruise is an idiot
• Tom Cruise is dead
Britain’s National Health Service granted a prescription for Viagra to a convicted sex offender.