1 Men don’t find me attractive.
1.1 This is not my neurotic imagining.
1.2 Men don’t don’t find me attractive.
2 Though they are small, the breasts look down.
2.1 “Where’s your ass?” a boy once jeered. “Steamroller accident?”
2.2 A stocky pygmy, I shop in the children’s section.
2.3 Like a child, I swell at the waist.
3 Round as a bowl, my face is still fat when I am thin.
3.1 The features are puny and lost in a plain of cheek.
3.2 Women tell me I have beautiful eyes.
4 I’m cute like a guinea pig.
4.1 Torrid sex doesn’t spring to mind.
5 Among the Yanomamo, I might be a belle.
5.1 I would make anyone do, I was not proud, I slept with Heinrich.
5.2 Once, after watching the babe lifeguard pull his trunks up, tensing his ass to settle the testicles, I had to go hide in the ladies’ room and cry.
5.3 I am not above blaming my unpopularity on racism.