Sneezed on the beat
and blessed her self
Her love goes viral her love
of teeth and starched collar
Her husband is a baseball cap
She shakes his hand good night
She tips a bowing manicurist
who thinks she’s president
Her daughter is at the academy
wrongly pronouncing Spanish
She watches Turner Classic Movies
and sees herself there
Up in da country club she dines with friends
The conversation is breezy
Doesn’t look the waiter in the eyes
ordering vegan chicken salad w/ amenities
She sees into her past
The conversation is breezy
She’s been in the dictionary since
she was born her words Victorian highways
She’s un-revolutionarily flawless
Feminist-approved she vacations daily
She woke up like a million bucks
slipped into lacy panties it’s always sunny
Her husband is upstanding of course
The tabs call him Mr.
She performs and the coverage is breezy:
What rosy cheeks what milky vacancy
Her daughter learns about beauty
Discovers nothing surprising