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Title Page
acknowledgments

part one

pencil dicks
highlighting
slices are ready
kimchi virgins

part two

roadkill manicotti
fourteen thousand dollars for this
a feelings comes over me
woo!
fornicators

part three

tito the snack king
a shitload of salad
the squidman and me
the emperor of ice cream
won’t that be something
vito meatballs
i’m not even here
dust in the wind

part four

ted?
mercy
something you said
dark side of the moon

Also by Tom Perrotta

Praise for Joe College
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