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Title Page

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Dedication

CHAPTER ONE | Where is the guest of honor?

CHAPTER TWO | Anyone order a side of spectacle?

CHAPTER THREE | Ditched again

CHAPTER FOUR | Thirty seconds of perfection

CHAPTER FIVE | Aftermath (Probably should have slept in instead)

CHAPTER SIX | Food is the way to a woman's heart

CHAPTER SEVEN | Ketchup is a perfectly normal condiment!

CHAPTER EIGHT | Questions

CHAPTER NINE | The Bet

CHAPTER TEN | Crumpled memories

CHAPTER ELEVEN | The aftermath (Again?)

CHAPTER TWELVE | The last few days have been nothing but bad ideas

CHAPTER THIRTEEN | One pungent lunch date

CHAPTER FOURTEEN | Did someone break in?

CHAPTER FIFTEEN | Lights, garland... still need a tree

CHAPTER SIXTEEN | Red envelope

CHAPTER SEVENTEEN | Gut instinct

CHAPTER EIGHTEEN | DO NOT RIP THE VERSACE DRESS!!!!

CHAPTER NINETEEN | Stuffed into a mold

CHAPTER TWENTY | Standing up

CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE | What's this?

CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO | Epilogue

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