Contents

Introduction

Foreword

THE DAWN OF THE SMELL; VOMIT WET KISS

WHAT IS A PER DIEM?CROSSING THE SIX-INCH CHASM

DUTCH DENTAL HYGIENE AND SURREAL LUGGAGE

IF THIS IS ROCK ‘N’ ROLL, WHERE’S THE SEX AND DRUGS?

WEAR A HAT, GO TO PRISON—THE AUDIENCE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING

DARK-EYED WOMAN, BLACK-EYED REVOLUTIONARIES—THE BIRTH OF FACTSHEET

HE KEEEL YOU—THE MONTARGIS CHAINSAW MASSACRE

REVENGE OF THE SUPERMODELS FROM THE BLACK LAGOON

THEY KILL RABBITS, DON’T THEY?

YUPPIE FARM ANIMALS, THE CATWOMAN, AND THE HAUNTING OF HOTEL HELL

A CELLAR FULL OF BOYS AND THE RIP VAN WINKLE THEORY

TEEN HOOKERS, JEALOUS VIKINGS, AND FREE SEX SHOWS

THE TAINTED LOVE OF A BASKETCASE

AN OUTCAST IN LISA’S WORLD

Afterword

Acknowledgments