Contents

Disclaimer: 

Dedication: 

DESPERATION 

THE WAR OF THE ROSES 

THEN HE GREW UP 

THE INVENTOR 

THE WOODWORKER 

TO BE A THIEF 

TIME AND SPACE 

TERRIFIED 

THE CHEMISTRY SET 

SANITY MISLAID 

KING CANNILOPE’S BEARD 

AN UNWANTED FIND 

QUILT 

TO BUY A WIFE