Introduction
Emotionally Streaking
The Journey
Sadness Unfelt
Cootie Catcher
Butts & Kelly
No
The RetURN
Judging Judy
The Slow and the Furious
Nickelodeon
Franck & Fran
The Shawl
Sun Will Rise
Christmas in June
A Star Is…in the Theater?
Lying on the Couch
Does the Ring Mean a Thing?
Wedding Exercise
Friday Night Lights
The Rain
Magic Mike
The Tooth Cleaning
How Can We Be Lovers
Epilogue
Acknowledgments
Actual Acknowledgments
About the Author