Do you want to know what happens at the Dance of Destiny? You’ll need to go to the website—www.ScarySchool.com—to find the bonus chapter and read all about it. Hopefully the bookeaters haven’t gotten to it first! Search carefully, and you will find it hidden safely near one of the students of Scream Academy!
And so you’ve managed to survive to the end, my loyal readers. That means you’ve finished reading three Scary School books. You have accomplished something rather significant. There’s a word for accomplishing three major achievements in a row: a trifecta. And when you complete a trifecta, that automatically makes you . . . awesome.
In fact, whenever another kid is making fun of you or calling you names in the school yard, you will now have the right to come back with: “That’s not true. I’m awesome!”
Then the other kid will say: “Oh yeah? What makes you awesome?”
Then you say: “I completed a trifecta. How many trifectas have you completed?”
They will say: “Uhhhhhh . . .”
Before they have a chance to think of one, you butt in and say: “That’s right. Zero! Now why don’t you go hang on the monkey bars?”
Point, set, and match. You’re welcome.
Hope to see you again soon! And if you have a chance, come visit me at ScarySchool.com! Maybe we can find the bonus chapter together! Either way, may all your school days be happy and scare-free.
Your friend,
Derek the Ghost