Contents
Dedication
Epigraph
Re-reintroduction
One
Vacation Is Over
Two
Charles Nukid’s Worst Day Ever
Three
Ninjas Never Laugh
Four
The World’s Scariest Teacher
Five
The Snowman Cometh
Six
The Deadly Loogie
Seven
Fred’s Silver Hammer
Eight
The Unfortunate Six
Nine
Into the Wolf’s Mouth
Ten
Riddle of the Yeti
Eleven
The Creature in the Ice
Twelve
Sleeping with Spiders
Thirteen
Rory, the Monster Who Couldn’t Roar
Fourteen
Swimming with Sharks
Fifteen
The Witches’ Brew
Sixteen
Lattie and the Trampoline
Seventeen
Severed Head of the Class
Eighteen
The Cavern of Cadavers
Nineteen
The Sword of Fire
Twenty
Just Winging It
Twenty-one
A Good Day to Die
Twenty-two
The Last Meal
Twenty-three
There’s No Place Like Scary School
Final Note from Derek the Ghost
About the Author and Illustrator
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Credits
Copyright
About the Publisher