Quittin’ time: an experiment

That noise you just heard was me cracking my knuckles. (Don’t worry, it sounds worse than it feels. But I appreciate your concern.)

I’m about to lay down a long-form example that will tie together everything we’ve learned so far about goal-setting, motivation, must-do lists, time management, prioritizing, strategy, focus, and commitment.

I’ll start by giving you a hypothetical What/Why scenario and talk you through it step by step.

What’s wrong with my life? I spend too much time at work and I haven’t seen Happy Hour in six months.

Why? Whenever the word time is included in a statement about how shitty your life is, poor time management is probably the culprit. You must develop a better understanding of and relationship to time. (How’d that sundial installation go? Send pics!)

Goal: Get your work done without having to stay late.

So, let’s see… most days you find yourself at your desk (or a comparable post) two hours later than you intended, than you’re expected to be there, or than you’re being paid for. You’re stuck in an overtime-shaped rut filled with complacency. Sounds like you need to get motivated.

Try the Power of Negative Thinking on for size:

I thought as much. Let’s apply a little GYST Theory to this situation. Keys, phone, wallet: Report!

Goal: Get your work done without having to stay late.

Strategize: Turn your to-do list into a must-do list. By planning out your tasks and prioritizing them, you’ve broken your day up into small, manageable chunks instead of one giant blob of indistinguishable urgency. This minimizes the work you need to get done, and if you’re trying to cram less into your day, you’re bound to finish sooner.

(If getting out of work on time is actually a problem for you—and I didn’t choose it as my hypothetical because it’s such a fucking rare complaint—give the Must-Do Method a shot in the space below, or on the scrap paper of your choosing.

ALL THE SHIT I HAVE TO DO AT WORK IN THE FORESEEABLE FUTURE

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ALL THE SHIT I HAVE TO DO AT WORK IN ORDER OF URGENCY

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ALL THE SHIT I MUST DO TODAY

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If you need more motivation to commit to the plan, summon those feelings of fatigue and FOMO and combat them by completing one small, manageable goal at a time, crossing things off your must-do list, and leaving work not only on schedule, but with a newfound feeling of accomplishment and joyful anticipation of your first half-price martini in months.

There’s a reason they don’t call it Sad Hour.