Contents

Shania

Charlie Elliott

Mind Craft

The Locket

Sister

An Unspoken

Uncle Elmer

The Bass

The Bear

Lorene

Jacuzzi

Sleepovers

Return to the Coondog Castle

You go into the ABC store and the Saleslady says...

The Mattress

Earth to Amy

Buttercup

The Country Woman

Snowball Jr.

The Hunting Lodge

The Virgin

The Truth About Miss Katie

The Chopping Block

Notes