CONTENTS

Title Page

Copyright Notice

Dedication

Prologue

Chapter 1: Nothing Good Comes in a Bucket

Chapter 2: The Only Annoying Thing Is Everything

Chapter 3: Library Fines and Mysterious Rhymes

Chapter 4: Aloha, Verona

Chapter 5: No Greater Narrator Ever Spoke a Play …

Chapter 6: Beware of Low-Flying, Bad-Smelling Tybalts

Chapter 7: Boldly Our Hero Mopes

Chapter 8: Romeo and … Rosaline?

Chapter 9: Don’t Trick-or-Treat at the Old Capulet House

Chapter 10: Some Poems Are Happy and Some Poems Are Sad; Some Rhymes Are Good and Some Rhymes Are Less Good

Chapter 11: Pretend Pizza and Real Swords

Chapter 12: Crossing the Rosaline

Chapter 13: Sam and Juliet?

Chapter 14: A Marliboo by Any Other Name

Chapter 15: Pizza Chain of Command

Chapter 16: Winter, Spring, Summer, and …

Chapter 17: The Balcony Scene* *Not Original Flavor—New Zesty Ranch

Chapter 18: Follow the Slobber Trail?

Chapter 19: Fiddling with the Riddle of Tybalt

Chapter 20: Nosing Your Way to Victory

Chapter 21: Collaborate and Listen

Chapter 22: All’s Well That Ends—Sorry, Wrong Play

Chapter 23: If I Never See a Tomato Again …

Acknowledgments

About the Author

About the Illustrator

Copyright