PropertyRolling With The Royces: Season Six (Prospective)
A Property
NOT FOR CIRCULATION
CHARACTER: Bentley Royce
HANGOUTS: Urth Caffé, Barneys, Neiman’s (shoe department only), Hugo’s for breakfast, Brentwood Country Mart (Farmshop only, try to go when Reese Witherspoon is there at her corner table, IM*), Tacos Por Favor (taco shack near Bruckheimer, go during lunch, IM), Pressed Juicery, Rodeo Drive (pending featured branding opportunities.) [Note: Grunge Couture only. See Punk Rock exhibition poster from the Met added to Bentley’s bedroom wall, for inspiration.]
COLOR PALETTE: Black/gray, if color—neon; dark, edge, iconoclastic, no subtlety.
FOOD: Grilled salmon on dark leafy greens (mandatory); Occasional featured items (cupcakes, ice cream, etc.) pending short-term sponsorship agreements. [Note: character will perform a reasonable facsimile of eating during every sponsorship period.]
SPLURGE SNACK: SheWeed Seaweed (Don’t get excited, it’s just seaweed enhanced with calcium for women!) or TokyoPoppers (Microwave popcorn enhanced with matcha green tea powder). [Note: Per pending agreements.]
DRINK: IQH2O water (until further notice), free-trade coffees (will blur non-licensed brands), most iced teas (no lemonade added—NONNEGOTIABLE!).
SCHOOL SUBJECT: The Bentley character hates school, and most homework sessions should emphasize crumpling up pages and tossing them into the trash can, yet missing. [Note: Writers have been hired to generate homeworklike material to feed to paparazzi Dumpster divers.]53 Mulholland Hall has also signed a confidentiality clause regarding Bentley’s grades; we can produce our own low-scoring “report cards” in support of season arcs.
UNIFORM: Skirt gets rolled up, socks get rolled down, oxford untucked & unbuttoned (three buttons) over a black tank, tie untied. Think Serena, not Blair.
BOOK(S): The Bentley character chooses not to read. If pressed, she should say “any magazine with Porsche on the cover” or “the book that inspired that one Steven Spielberg movie.”
MOVIE: “Anything by Spielberg.”
MUSIC: The stuff Justin plays me in private. [Note: Legal is still double-checking this; as long as you don’t stipulate which Justin, it is likely to be approved.]
WORKOUT: Hot yoga, TryCycle [Note: favorite instructors TBD, pending agenting contracts with partner groups] or similar.
HAIR: Coloring determined by a Lifespan Hair & Makeup Consultant, per usual contract. [Note: three-color minimum established in Season Four will still hold until otherwise notified.]
NAILS: Unless for a particular shoot, nails will be black and groomed on set, pending weekly inspections.
BROW MAINTENANCE: Bentley Royce (the Actress) can choose, within Lifespan standards re: thickness/shape.
BRANDING: Per arrangement with the Network. [Note: Season Six is still TBD via our last word from licensing.]
COSMETICS: The Bentley character, aside from her trademark thick black eyeliner, features Lippies by Porsche along with all developing Porsche Royce product lines. [See Mercedes Royce, Amendment 42, 2014.]
HOBBIES: Negativity. Sarcasm. Mild depression. Blow-outs. [Note: Edgy. Curl goes out, not under, with added gel for spiky effect.] Trying out new looks. [Note: More specifically, trying ON new looks the RWTR style team has preselected. Also edgy.]
PRESCRIPTIONS: TBD/pending season arcs and/or Big Pharma sponsorships.
FRIENDS: Maybach Royce, “Gina from school,” and other Featured Extra Cast Members as needed. [Note: Speaking and Not-Speaking.]
OPINIONS: The Bentley character thinks what you’re listening to is “a total rip-off”; Facebook couple statuses are “so basic”; Instagram is for Mercedes and her friends; Snapchat is “what old people do to feel cool”; her school is “bass-ackward”; her mother is “ridiculous”; that nobody really “gets it”; hipsters are “god try a little harder why don’t you”; nerds are “poseur much”; athletes are “so limited”; college is “sad and pointless.” (Updated quarterly per Bentley Royce slang guidelines.)
LOVES: To hate (per market-driven trends). To party (at sponsored clubs). To shop (our sponsored brands). To stick out her tongue irreverently (per the Bentley character arc). Also, animals? (Great photo potential. TBD.)