Contents

Cover

Title Page

Copyright Page

Endorsements

Dedication

Series Preface

Author Preface

Abbreviations

Testimonia

Part 1: The Old Testament as a Dying Language

1. The Old Testament Is Dying

A (Non)Telling Vignette

The Diagnosis, in Brief, with a Caveat

The Old Testament Is (Like) a Language

Plan of the Book and Two Additional Caveats

2. Initial Testing

The U.S. Religious Knowledge Survey

The “Best”(?) Sermons

The Psalms in Mainline Hymnody

The Revised Common Lectionary (and the Psalms)

Conclusion

3. On Language Growth and Change, Contact and Death

Language Change and Language Contact

Pidgins and Creoles, Pidginization and Creolization

Language Death

Conclusion

Part 2: Signs of Morbidity

4. The New Atheism

Dawkins and the New Atheists on the Old Testament

Answering Dawkins

Pidgin versus Pidgin

5. Marcionites Old and New

The Old Marcion

Tertullian contra Marcion

Von Harnack pro Marcion, or the New Marcion(ism)

Contra von Harnack, or the Deadly Ramifications

6. New Plastic Gospels: The “Happiologists”

The Bible and Your Best Everything Right Now!

Assessing Osteen “and Company”

Conclusion to Part 2

Part 3: Path to Recovery

7. Recommended Treatment

On Saving Dying Languages

Resurrecting Hebrew

Learning First, New, and Very Old Languages

Bilingualism and Code-Switching

It Could Happen to You (Us)

8. Saving the Old Testament

Evidence of Further Decline

Deuteronomy as a Model of/for Second-Language Acquisition (SLA)

9. Ways Forward and Not

The Most Basic (and Obvious) Recommendation: Regular Use

The Need for Adequate Linguistic Training

Intentionality in Language Practice and Language Learning

On Creating Bilinguals

On “Bothness”

The Challenge of Future Change

Music, Memory, Poetry . . . and Children (Again)

Conclusion

Appendix 1: Newton Series

Appendix 2: Butler Series

Appendix 3: Cox Series

Appendix 4: Size of Testaments

Appendix 5: Sermon Data from Walter Brueggemann

Appendix 6: Old Testament Texts Used by Walter Brueggemann

Bibliography

Scripture and Ancient Sources Index

Modern Authors Index

Subject Index

Notes

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