CONTENTS

Year Eleven: Semester One

1. Calling Ishmael!

2. The Awesome Light Bulb of Total Braininess

3. The Short, the Tall, and the Cuddly

4. The Fab Five

5. Uncle What’s-his-Face and Auntie Thingo’s Daughter

6. The Lifesaver of Love

7. Let’S Get Ready to Ruuuuuummmble!

8. Kiss Me, Stupid!

9. A Turbo-Charged Cobra

10. Deceased Piece of Solid Bodily Waste

11. Show Me the Sunscreen!

12. Bill and Razz’s Excellent Sun Safe Adventure

13. Lock in (A) Hell, Yeah!

14. A Killer-Driven, Motorised Hamburger

15. Talking About Talk Talk

16. A Prairie Dog on a Caffeine High

17. A Gross Invasion of Piracy

Year Eleven: Semester Two

18. The Alcoholic Dane

19. The Accelerated Jedi Course

20. That Smokin’ Elf Chick

21. Well and Truly Newtoned

22. Watch Your Back, Billy Shakespeare

23. Focusing Is For Wimps!

24. Did i Mention i was an Idiot?

25. Here, Pass Me One of Those Knives

26. Fatal Flaw Thingies

27. The Return of the Brainiacs

28. Windy Perspiration of Horse Breath

29. Don’t Disturb the Piranha, Dude

30. The Grimmest of his Grim Days

32. Advanced Self-Pity Wallowing 401

Year Twelve: Semester One

1. The Last of the Lasts

2. You Hap Me at ‘Data’

3. Standby Eyes

4. Drowning in a Straight Line

5. Sledgehammer Meets Soft-Boiled Egg

6. The Pi Man Delivers!

7. The Brown Undies Effect

8. The Razzman V the Mudman

9. The Pride of Goroka

10. Prindabel’s Butt Ball

11. That’S What I’m Talking About

12. Words in the Blood

13. Operation Get Razz Into Uni

14. The Poor Suckers are us

15. Airy-Fairy, Tree-Hugging, Cheesecloth-Wearing, Incense-Sniffing Hippy Twaddle

16. The Razzinator

17. A Heavily Drugged Giraffe

18. Omg! Omg! Omg!

Year Twelve: Semester Two

19. Male Chauffeuring Pigs

20. Grace Under Pressure

21. A Razzman Masterclass

22. Dying in Key

23. A Tsunami Brainwave

24. Spawn of Bjorn

25. Hot Geek Chicks

26. Kabooooooooooooooooooom!

27. The Dugongs of SteeL

28. Reverse Cool

29. You Da Bomb! Da Bomb-Bomb!

30. You are to Me

31. Three Phone Calls and a Decision

32. Play or Party?

33. Lines 116 to 119

34. A Show Tunes Superman

35. Perfect, Just Perfect

36. There’S no Easy Way to Put This

37. Just in Case You’Re Interested

Also by Michael Gerard Bauer

Acknowledgments