Contents

Foreword by Dan Kennedy

Preface: A Coward Tells a Story

Part I. Finding Your Story

CHAPTER 1. My Promise to You

CHAPTER 2. What Is a Story? (and What Is the Dinner Test?)

CHAPTER 3. Homework for Life

STORY BREAK: Naked in Brazil

CHAPTER 4. Dreaming at the End of Your Pen

STORY BREAK: Storytelling Instruction Can Apparently Be Romantic

CHAPTER 5. First Last Best Worst: Great for Long Car Rides, First Dates, and Finding Stories

Part II. Crafting Your Story

CHAPTER 6. “Charity Thief”

CHAPTER 7. Every Story Takes Only Five Seconds to Tell (and Jurassic Park Wasn’t a Movie about Dinosaurs)

STORY BREAK: This Book Is Going to Make Erin Barker Very Angry

CHAPTER 8. Finding Your Beginning (I’m Also About to Forever Ruin Most Movies and Many Books for You)

STORY BREAK: Thirteen Rules for an Effective (and Perhaps Even Inspiring) Commencement Address

CHAPTER 9. Stakes: Five Ways to Keep Your Story Compelling (and Why There Are Dinosaurs in Jurassic Park)

STORY BREAK: Zombie Brother

CHAPTER 10. The Five Permissible Lies of True Storytelling

STORY BREAK: Doubt Is the Enemy of Every Storyteller

CHAPTER 11. Cinema of the Mind (Also Known as “Where the Hell Are You?”)

CHAPTER 12. The Principle of But and Therefore

STORY BREAK: Storytelling Makes You Just Like Family

CHAPTER 13. “This Is Going to Suck”

CHAPTER 14. The Secret to the Big Story: Make It Little

STORY BREAK: Brevity Is the Soul of Wit

CHAPTER 15. There Is Only One Way to Make Someone Cry

STORY BREAK: The Return of Mathieu

CHAPTER 16. Milk Cans and Baseballs, Babies and Blenders: Simple, Effective Ways to Be Funny in Storytelling (Even If You’re Not Funny at All)

CHAPTER 17. Finding the Frayed Ending of Your Story (or, What the Hell Did That Mean?)

STORY BREAK: Reconnecting with My Mean Old Elementary School Principal

Part III. Telling Your Story

CHAPTER 18. The Present Tense Is King (but the Queen Can Play a Role Too)

STORY BREAK: A Storyteller and a Magician

CHAPTER 19. The Two Ways of Telling a Hero Story (or, How to Avoid Sounding Like a Douchebag)

STORY BREAK: “Fine” Is Apparently Not a Good Way to Describe My Sex Life

CHAPTER 20. Storytelling Is Time Travel (If You Don’t Muck It Up)

STORY BREAK: I Berate Storytellers at the Worst Moments

CHAPTER 21. Words to Say, Words to Avoid

STORY BREAK: The Weather Sucks. So Don’t Talk about It

CHAPTER 22. Time to Perform (Onstage, in the Boardroom, on a Date, or at the Thanksgiving Table)

STORY BREAK: The Solitude of the Storyteller

CHAPTER 23. Why Did You Read This Book? To Become a Superhero!

Acknowledgments

Index

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