Contents

Autobiography

Retrospective Introduction to my Book Märchen des Lebens

A Letter to Arthur Schnitzler

On Writing

The Koberer (Procurer)

Coffeehouse

I Drink Tea

Perfume

On Smells

Tulips

Flower Allée

Uncle Max

Uncle Emmerich

My Aunt

Career

The Bed

Celebrity

Poem

Love

Theater Evening

Poverty

The Little Silk Swatches

Day of Affluence

Traveling

In the Volksgarten

Marionette Theater

At Buffalo Bill’s

Saint Martin’s Island

The Kingfisher

The Drummer Belín

Twelve

Seventeen to Thirty

Schubert

Gramophone Record

A Real True Relationship

The Nature of Friendship

October Sunday

Fellow Man

The Reader

Modern Diogenes

Conversation

Albert

The Private Tutor

Conversation with Tíoko

The Automaton

Adultery

Philosophy

Akolé

Complications

The Novice Postal Clerk

Conversation with a Chambermaid

Afternoon Break

The Mouse

The Hotel Room

Elevator

Visit

Little Things

Idyll

My Ideals

Peter Altenberg as Collector

On the Street

The Walking Stick

A Walk

Psychology

Discovery

Persecution Complex

January, on the Semmering

The Steamboat Landing

In Munich

My Summer Trip, 1916

My Gmunden

An Experience

In a Viennese Puff

Putain

Human Relations

The New Romanticism

Cabaret Fledermaus

Newsky Roussotine Troop

The Interpretation

Subjectivity

Aphorisms

The People Don’t Always Feel Altogether Social-democratic

Big Prater Swing

Sunset in the Prater

The Night

Sanatorium for the Mentally Imbalanced (but not the one in which I wiled!)

Mood

July Sunday

In the Stadtpark

A Sunday (12.29.1918)

To Make a Long Story Short: The Prose of Peter Altenberg (an afterword)

P.S. (to P.A. from P.W.)