About Barbers, 524
About Magnanimous-Incident Literature, 703
About Smells, 365
Advice for Good Little Boys, 163
Advice for Good Little Girls, 164
Advice to Youth, 801
“After” Jenkins, see The Pioneers’ Ball
All About the Fashions, 28
American Authors and British Pirates, 927
Among the Spirits, see The Spiritual Séance
Answers to Correspondents, 121
An Appeal Against Injudicious Swearing, 947
The Approaching Epidemic, 447
The Art of Authorship, see Reply to the Editor of “The Art of Authorship”
Aurelia’s Unfortunate Young Man, see Whereas
An Awful- - - -Terrible Medieval Romance, 332
The Babies. As They Comfort Us in Our Sorrows, Let Us Not Forget Them in Our Festivities, 727
Back from “Yurrup,” 329
Barnum’s First Speech in Congress, 210
The Benefit of Judicious Training, 773
Blabbing Government Secrets!, 9
A Bloody Massacre Near Carson, 57
A Boston Girl, see Reply to a Boston Girl
A Brace of Brief Lectures on Science, 528
Breaking It Gently, 398
Cannibalism in the Cars, 269
The Canvasser’s Tale, 667
The Captain’s Story, 683
A Cat Tale, 763
The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County, see Jim Smiley and His Jumping Frog
The Character of Man, 854
The Christening Yarn, 938
The Christmas Fireside, 191
City of Hartford, see Misplaced Confidence
Colloquy Between a Slum Child and a Moral Mentor, 253
Concerning Gen. Grant’s Intentions, 282
Concerning the American Language, 830
Consistency, 909
Conversation, as it Was by the Social Fireside, in the Time of the Tudors, see [Date, 1601.] Conversation, as it Was by the Social Fireside, in the Time of the Tudors
A Couple of Sad Experiences, 388
Curing a Cold, see How to Cure a Cold
Curious Dream, 356
A Curious Pleasure Excursion, 573
The Curious Republic of Gondour, 634
The Dandy Frightening the Squatter, 1
The Danger of Lying in Bed, 510
[Date, 1601.] Conversation, as it Was by the Social Fireside, in the Time of the Tudors, 661
A Day at Niagara, 300
Dinner Speech: General Grant’s Grammar, 906
Dinner Speech in Montreal, 776
Dinner Speech, see Farewell Banquet for Bayard Taylor
Dinner Speech, see My Military History
Disgraceful Persecution of a Boy, 379
Dogberry in Washington, 495
Doings in Nevada, 67
Domestic Missionaries Wanted, 432
Down Among the Dead Men, see The Spiritual Séance
Editorial Agility, 7
Edward Mills and George Benton: A Tale, 747
An Encounter with an Interviewer, 583
Etiquette, 786
The Evidence in the Case of Smith vs. Jones, 83
Experience of the McWilliamses with Membranous Croup, 604
The Facts Concerning the Late Senatorial Secretaryship, see My Late Senatorial Secretaryship
The Facts Concerning the Recent Carnival of Crime in Connecticut, 644
The Facts Concerning the Recent Resignation, 240
The Facts in the Case of George Fisher, Deceased, 500
The Facts in the Case of the Great Beef Contract, 367
The Facts in the Great Land-Slide Case, 345
Farewell Banquet for Bayard Taylor, 700
Female Suffrage: Views of Mark Twain, 214
Female Suffrage, 224
A Fine Old Man, 307
First Interview With Artemus Ward, see A Reminiscence of Artemus Ward
Foster’s Case, 549
Fourth of July Speech in London, 556
Francis Lightfoot Lee, 677
From an Unfinished Burlesque of Books on Etiquette, see Etiquette
A General Reply, 484
General Washington’s Negro Body-Servant, 249
Getting My Fortune Told, 325
Ghost Life on the Mississippi, 14
Goldsmith’s Friend Abroad Again, 455
The Great Prize Fight, 49
The Great Revolution in Pitcairn, 710
Historical Exhibition—A No. 1 Ruse, 3
How I Edited an Agricultural Paper Once, 412
How I Escaped Being Killed in a Duel, 543
How to Cure a Cold, 37
Important Correspondence, 113
The Indignity Put upon the Remains of George Holland by the Rev. Mr. Sabine, 517
Information for the Millions, see Washoe.—“Information Wanted”
Information Wanted, 238
“Ingomar” Over the Mountains, 59
The Invalid’s Story, 688
Jim Smiley and His Jumping Frog, 171
Jim Wolf and the Tom-Cats, 235
John Chinaman in New York, 440
Journalism in Tennessee, 308
The Judge’s “Spirited Woman,” 396
The Jumping Frog, see Jim Smiley and His Jumping Frog
The “Jumping Frog.” In English. Then in French. Then clawed back into a civilized language once more, by patient, unremunerated toil, 588
Just “One More Unfortunate,” 166
The Killing of Julius Cæsar “Localized,” 102
The Ladies, 559
The Last Words of Great Men, 315
The Late Benjamin Franklin, 425
The Legend of the Capitoline Venus, 319
Letter from Carson City, 20
Letter from Mark Twain, see Letter from Steamboat Springs
Letter from Mark Twain, see Miss Clapp’s School
Letter from Steamboat Springs, 32
Letter from the Recording Angel, 900
License of the Press, 551
The Lick House Ball, 43
Life As I Find It, see Poor Little Stephen Girard
Lionizing Murderers, see Getting My Fortune Told
A Literary Nightmare, 639
Love’s Bakery, see Whereas
Lucretia Smith’s Soldier, 108
Macdougall vs. Maguire, 189
The McWilliamses and the Burglar Alarm, 837
Map of Paris, 471
Mark Twain Aggrieved, see Why a Statue of Liberty When We Have Adam!
Mark Twain and Postal Matters, see Postal Matters
Mark Twain as a Presidential Candidate, see A Presidential Candidate
Mark Twain—More of Him, see All About the Fashions
“Mark Twain” on the Launch of the Steamer “Capital,” 178
Mark Twain on the New Postal Barbarism, see The New Postal Barbarism
Mark Twain’s Map of Paris, see Map of Paris
A Mediæval Romance, see An Awful- - - -Terrible Medieval Romance
A Memory, 428
“Millions In It,” 761
Misplaced Confidence, 383
Miss Clapp’s School, 62
Mock Oration on the Dead Partisan, 852
Mr. Beecher and the Clergy, 291
Mrs. McWilliams and the Lightning, 753
My Bloody Massacre, see A Couple of Sad Experiences
My Late Senatorial Secretaryship, 257
My Military History, 679
My Watch—An Instructive Little Tale, 497
A Mysterious Visit, 340
A New Biography of Washington, 205
The New Crime, 350
The New Dynasty, 883
The New Postal Barbarism, 730
The Noble Red Man, 442
Nursery Rhyme, see Macdougall vs. Maguire
Official Physic, 228
The Oldest Inhabitant—The Weather of New England, 673
On Adam, 844
On Foreign Critics, 942
On Speech-Making Reform, 859
On the Decay of the Art of Lying, 824
One of Mankind’s Bores, 514
Open Letter to Com. Vanderbilt, 285
Our Children, 891
Our Precious Lunatic, 384
“Party Cries” in Ireland, 633
Personal Habits of the Siamese Twins, 296
Petition Concerning Copyright, 632
A Petition to the Queen of England, 922
Petrified Man, 19
The Pioneers’ Ball, 184
Plymouth Rock and the Pilgrims, 781
Policemen’s Presents, 195
Political Economy, 434
Poor Little Stephen Girard, 547
Postal Matters, 733
Post-Mortem Poetry, 399
Post-Prandial Oratory, 917
A Presidential Candidate, 725
Private Habits of Horace Greeley, 278
The Private History of a Campaign that Failed, 863
Punch, Brothers, Punch, see A Literary Nightmare
Putnam Phalanx Speech, see My Military History
Real Estate versus Imaginary Possessions, Poetically Considered, 168
Reflections on the Sabbath, 208
A Reminiscence of Artemus Ward, 231
A Reminiscence of the Back Settlements, 481
Reply to a Boston Girl, 742
Reply to the Editor of “The Art of Authorship,” 945
Report to the Buffalo Female Academy, 408
The Revised Catechism, 539
A Rich Epigram, 188
Riley — Newspaper Correspondent, 477
River Intelligence, 11
Rogers, 568
A Royal Compliment, 449
Running for Governor, 490
Science vs. Luck, 452
The Scriptural Panoramist, see “Mark Twain” on the Launch of the Steamer “Capital”
The Secret of Dr. Livingstone’s Continued Voluntary Exile, 541
The Siamese Twins, see Personal Habits of the Siamese Twins
Some Learned Fables for Good Old Boys and Girls, 611
Some Rambling Notes of an Idle Excursion, see The Captain’s Story and The Invalid’s Story
Some Thoughts on the Science of Onanism, 722
Speech at the Scottish Banquet at London, see The Ladies
Speech on the Babies, see The Babies
Speech on the Weather, see The Oldest Inhabitant—The Weather of New England
The Spiritual Séance, 199
The Stolen White Elephant, 804
The Story of Mamie Grant, the Child-Missionary, 262
The Story of the Bad Little Boy Who Didn’t Come to Grief, see The Christmas Fireside
The Story of the Good Little Boy Who Did Not Prosper, 374
A Substitute for Rulloff, 522
Taming the Bicycle, 892
A Telephonic Conversation, 738
The Temperance Crusade and Women’s Rights, see The Temperance Insurrection
The Temperance Insurrection, 563
Those Annual Bills, 562
Those Blasted Children, 72
Though Dead Yet Speaketh, see A Reminiscence of Artemus Ward
To Walt Whitman, 940
The Tone-Imparting Committee, 507
A Touching Story of George Washington’s Boyhood, 97
The “Tournament” in A.D. 1870, 418
A True Story, Repeated Word for Word as I Heard It, 578
Turncoats, 849
Unburlesquable Things, 421
Uncle Lige, 186
The Undertaker’s Chat, see A Reminiscence of the Back Settlements
A Visit to Niagara, see A Day at Niagara
Washoe.—“Information Wanted,” 78
What Have the Police Been Doing?, 196
Whereas, 91
Whittier Birthday Speech, 695
Why a Statue of Liberty When We Have Adam!, 847
The Widow’s Protest, 407
Wit-Inspirations of the “Two-Year-Olds,” 403
Woman—an Opinion, 247
Woman—God Bless Her, 834
Yale College Speech, 936
Ye Sentimental Law Student, 25