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BIG TONY AND
THE MOOSE

MUSHABOOM

I tell my stories through the Writers in the Schools program, with the help of the Writers’ Federation of Nova Scotia. Early in my storytelling career I was asked to tell my tales at a school in Shelburne. Being younger and more foolish than I am today, I hitchhiked down from Halifax the night before, and spent a night at a quiet little bed and breakfast where the squirrels were happy to drop acorns on the tin roof all night long. The next day I entertained a half a dozen classes with my storytelling and writing workshops, then set out, deter-mined to hitch home. It was October, however, and it quickly grew dark. I walked for a very long way through the darkness of the highway, in a light tweed jacket and steadily chilling weather. The wildlife entertained me: a deer came out to stare at the fool on the road, and a porcupine snuffled out for a chew on a birch tree. A screech owl shrieked and nearly frightened me to death.

Finally, a kind gentleman stopped and drove me the rest of the way to Halifax. He asked me what I did for a living, and when I told him I was a storyteller, he insisted on telling me this story. I’ve been telling it ever since.

I knew there had to be some reason I was out there on that road at such a wild time of night.

Just out of the town of Mushaboom, Nova Scotia, there’s a soft swampy area that has been known as the haunted bog for as long as the old people can remember.

In the early nineteenth century, a Mi’kmaq the white folk called Big Tony made a living from his hunting, selling the game he caught to the townsfolk. Whatever was leftover, he would eat himself. He made a good enough living for a man of simple needs. Big Tony earned the name because of his height. There wasn’t a doorsill in town that he couldn’t dust just by walking straight on through. He was strong too; he could pick up a good-sized deer on his shoulders and walk with it. One hunter even swore he’d seen Big Tony walking home through the woods one night with a full-grown moose slung across his shoulders like a baby goat.

Big Tony had an amazing knack for finding game. He’d hunt rabbit and fox and deer, but more than anything else, Big Tony loved to hunt moose. Some say it was the only animal in the woods big enough to feed a man of Tony’s size. Others swore he liked to hunt moose because they were a challenge to find.

The real reason Big Tony hunted moose was because they were his totem. He had a bond with the big animals, and they allowed him to hunt his share. Some swore that he spoke their tongue.

Big Tony never lacked for meat, and he made good money selling the surplus to the local market, and those who could afford to hire him swore by his tracking skills. So when three well-to-do Englishmen came to town and asked for Tony, it came as no surprise to anyone.

The Englishmen were looking for moose and would pay a proper guide to take them hunting, providing he guaranteed them a moose. Everyone they spoke to had referred them to Big Tony. So a deal was struck for an honest price, sales tax not having been invented yet.

“Tomorrow,” Big Tony said. “You come tomorrow and we will hunt the moose.”

Tomorrow came and the Englishmen slept in and arrived late. This was not a good beginning for a moose hunt. To make matters worse, they had brought along several bottles of whiskey.

“Leave the bottles at home,” Big Tony said. “Whiskey and gun-powder have never been known to shoot straight.”

They laughed at Big Tony’s protest. “We are paying you money,” they said. “You work for us; you are not our mother. We will do whatever we want to.”

Big Tony saw that there was no arguing with the Englishmen, so he went back to his hunting as if they were not there. He was determined to see the job through. He did his best to ignore them, working his way deeper into the soft bog where the moose were usually found.

He moved quietly for such a big man, as soft-footed as the shadow of a cloud, stepping lightly through the dry pine needles and never touching a single broken branch. The Englishmen, however, crashed through the woods— crack, crack, crack —singing and drinking and laughing too loudly at their own bad jokes. Big Tony wondered if they would ever be quiet. You could not expect to find a moose in such a racket, unless you found a deaf one.

The hunting party stalked through the bog all day long, Big Tony tracking as carefully as he could, and the Englishmen making more and more of a racket. Finally, Big Tony had had enough of their foolishness. He turned on them and said, “We have hunted enough today. You are making too much noise and frightening the game. You should pay me now, and we’ll go home, get some sleep, and maybe come out tomorrow —without the whiskey.”

Big Tony was trying his best to be reasonable. He wanted to believe that the city men didn’t know how to hunt, but could be shown how. The Englishmen didn’t like the sound of that idea. They got angry, and said they would not pay Big Tony a single red cent.

“Ha,” said one of them. “Not a red cent for a red man. That’s funny.”

Big Tony didn’t think that was funny, not one bit. The Englishmen were drunk and angry. They said they weren’t going to pay Big Tony. Why should they? He hadn’t found them a moose, so why did he think he deserved anything?

An argument is like a little fire. If you aren’t careful, it can turn into a blaze; that is just what happened. One of the Englishmen pointed a gun at Big Tony, figuring that was all he needed to end the argument.

It was a big mistake. Big Tony finally lost his temper. As quick as a striking snake, he reached his big hands out and snapped their necks, one after the other —crack, crack, crack!

When he saw what he had done, he felt badly. He hadn’t wanted to kill the Englishmen, but what could he do?

He walked into the woods, tired from the day’s hunt. Before too long he fell asleep. When he awoke, he was surrounded by white men carrying guns. The townsfolk had tracked him down.

Now in those less enlightened days, if a Mi’kmaq killed a white man, there was very little said about trial or jury. Big Tony tried to explain, but it did little good. A lot of folks hadn’t trusted him in the first place. A native man making money? Something certainly had to be wrong.

They marched him out into the swamp, to the biggest jack pine they could find. Then they threw a rope over a high branch, noosed the other end about Big Tony’s throat, and hauled the big man up.

It was hard work: Tony was a big man, well over fifteen stone. They’d hoisted him up nearly five feet when — CRACK! —the pine branch broke.

“He is too heavy,” one townsman said. “Better drop him from a horse.”

“And who is going to risk a horse in this bog? You?”

Big Tony staggered to his feet, shaking his head like a winded animal.

“You are not going to hang Big Tony today,” he croaked.

They tried again, slinging the rope up over a higher branch, one that seemed a little sturdier.

They hauled him up again. CRACK! The second branch broke. Big Tony dropped like a hay bale from a toppled wagon. He shook his head again.

“You are not going to hang Big Tony today.”

The townsmen were determined. They hauled Big Tony up one more time, using the fork of the trunk instead of a branch.

“Let the red devil break that,” one man said.

So up Big Tony went, one more time.

CRACK! Big Tony’s neck snapped like a rotted poplar branch. “That’ll teach a red man to kill a white,” one man said. They let his carcass hang there until the next day.

The next day they returned to the swamp. They had decided to give Big Tony a proper Christian burial.

When they arrived at the heart of the swamp, by the tall jack pine, Big Tony was nowhere to be seen. In his place, hanging by the long hemp rope, was a great red moose.

No one had ever seen a moose that colour before; no one had ever seen a moose that large.

The moose was dead, its neck twisted at an unnatural angle, a clear sign of a rope-broken neck.

After drawing straws, one man cut the rope. As soon as the great moose touched the ground, it stood up on its four legs and walked into the swamp.

Since then folks tend to stay as far away from the haunted swamp as they can. It’s a bad place to go hunting, and a worse place to be caught at night; if you’re alone in the swamp at night, you’re apt to hear a sound— crack, crack, crack — Big Tony, coming after you.