Chapter 3: Ladies and Gentlemen, Introducing the Remembrancer!
Chapter 4: Brian, Lord of Powerpoint
Chapter 6: Conversation With Satan
Chapter 7: Your Satisfaction is Our Credit
Chapter 9: The ‘Other’ Bob Wellington
Chapter 10: Er, Deceived By an Egg?
Chapter 11: Look at Altamont, Sixty-Nine ...
Chapter 12: In Bed With Jeremy Pownall
Chapter 13: Fish & Chips and the Sea
Chapter 14: Beware Ye, Men With Drums and Pointy Sticks
Chapter 15: Hanging Loose With the Coal Tars
Chapter 16: The One With All the Men In
Chapter 17: Putting the Wind Up ‘Em
Chapter 18: The Return of Fenella
Chapter 19: The Power of Imitation and Echo
Chapter 20: A Lovely Day For Arson
Chapter 21: Bad News About Phyllis
Chapter 23: Just For the Sake of Argument
Chapter 24: So What About a Luxury Yacht?
Chapter 25: The Tears of a Brian Penford
Chapter 27: Seriously, Totally Peeved, Man
Chapter 29: The Best Teen Movie Never Made
Acknowledgements and Afterword
Note on Language
This novel was produced in the UK and uses British-English language conventions (‘authorise’ instead of ‘authorize’, ‘The government are’ instead of ‘the government is’, etc.)