Contents

Chapter 1: Trouble at TB

Chapter 2: Welcome to TV Hell

Chapter 3: Ladies and Gentlemen, Introducing the Remembrancer!

Chapter 4: Brian, Lord of Powerpoint

Chapter 5: Into Grand Cayman

Chapter 6: Conversation With Satan

Chapter 7: Your Satisfaction is Our Credit

Chapter 8: Wishing on Kiki

Chapter 9: The ‘Other’ Bob Wellington

Chapter 10: Er, Deceived By an Egg?

Chapter 11: Look at Altamont, Sixty-Nine ...

Chapter 12: In Bed With Jeremy Pownall

Chapter 13: Fish & Chips and the Sea

Chapter 14: Beware Ye, Men With Drums and Pointy Sticks

Chapter 15: Hanging Loose With the Coal Tars

Chapter 16: The One With All the Men In

Chapter 17: Putting the Wind Up ‘Em

Chapter 18: The Return of Fenella

Chapter 19: The Power of Imitation and Echo

Chapter 20: A Lovely Day For Arson

Chapter 21: Bad News About Phyllis

Chapter 22: At Mansion House

Chapter 23: Just For the Sake of Argument

Chapter 24: So What About a Luxury Yacht?

Chapter 25: The Tears of a Brian Penford

Chapter 26: Ambush!

Chapter 27: Seriously, Totally Peeved, Man

Chapter 28: Things Pan Out

Chapter 29: The Best Teen Movie Never Made

Chapter 30: The Missing Link

Acknowledgements and Afterword

Books by James Ward

Note on Language

This novel was produced in the UK and uses British-English language conventions (‘authorise’ instead of ‘authorize’, ‘The government are’ instead of ‘the government is’, etc.)