The church is glittering

on Coronation Day

Crowned heads and cardinals

under military sway

I approach the altar slowly

in a humble shroud

to receive the acclamation

of the loyal crowd

Give me power over people in a palace

with a permanent guard

and the flags unfurled

Give devotion, dedication, celebration

not some cheap charade

and I’ll rule the world

All of these delusions of grandeur

because they said ‘We don’t understand you’

and I want revenge

In audience I receive

the media’s pleas

They kiss my ring in interviews

on bended knees

In victory I’m magnanimous

and charming when

I speak exclusively at length

to CNN

About power over people in a palace

with a permanent guard

and the flags unfurled

With devotion, dedication, celebration

not some cheap charade

I will rule the world

All of these delusions of grandeur

because they said ‘We don’t understand you’

and I want revenge

Ring the bells, tell everyone

Revolution can be fun

1993. Frederick Rolfe’s novel Hadrian VII is a favourite of mine. It’s about a penurious and persecuted Englishman who suddenly finds himself elected pope, a fantasy of the author’s. Inspired by Rolfe, this lyric imagines a persecuted and delusional Englishman becoming ruler of the world. The last line echoes the conclusion of D. H. Lawrence’s poem ‘A Sane Revolution’: ‘Let’s make a revolution for fun!’